Went in for another Epsom Salt soak in the tub (since I’m old & shyt) since that’s what old folk gotta do from time to time. Anyway... my wife said I gotta make sure the water is HOT so the salt will dissolve right? So I make the water hot. Long story short, you see the cold beer right there? That’s the only thing keeping me alive right now. That water was so damn hot I knew I had made a mistake the moment I got in and my flesh was submerged in the molten lava! If it wasn’t for that cold beer my body temp would have went up to 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit! The brew has saved a mans life tonight. I’m tellin ya, I don’t know how women do that super hot water shyt, damn near put me in shock, had me cussin and breathin all heavy.... damn...
Oh... (And for y’all folk that’s all about name brand and logo shyt on everything you wear, materialistic folk... thats #DKNY shower curtains right there boi... while you got a Gucci accessories and Gucci shirt but ya shower curtain from WalMart. Step ya shower curtain game up homie... lol)
..Is that a tray of Mimosas I see?!
No?! The trickery! But I'm sure one would pair quite nicely 😉
🍹 1/2 Pint (8OZ) Glass Jar of My Personal favourite, Mimosa Mornings Bubble Bath! With the Sweet scent of fresh squeezed orange juice and notes of brown sugar. This Bubble Bath contains (6) Gold Petals and has cosmetic gold glitter blended in to give it that Mimosa Sparkle 🍾🍹✨
(Wrapped in cello bag and ribbon)
**BECAUSE GOLD PETALS COME STANDARD IN THIS BUBBLE BATH, YOU ARE EXEMPT FROM WINNING A GIFT CARD** (Only products from the Winter Candy Apple, Rose Love & Love Potion are eligible for that Contest)
**MUST REMOVE FAUX PETALS BEFORE DRAINING TUB**
The mystic waters of the blue lagoon 💙 .
The second you land in Iceland you feel like you are on an entirely different planet. Every turn you take leaves you speechless with the amount of beauty this country has to offer. If you haven’t been already, Iceland is 100% a MUST place to visit in the world!🌍