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Today I started to clean out my closets and dressers- do you all know how many shirts I have with profanity on them? Then my required reading came in. Hey! I am who I am! 🤷🏻‍♀️
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#pma #pmallday #profanity #youareabadass #books #shirts #subtleartofnotgivingafuck #requiredreading #wtfdanielle
When you visit other sites and @jayslice26 helps you make great food choices! 🍔❤️🍔
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#burgers #bbq #bacon #malts #peanutbutter #fries #smashburger #workflow #werk #wtfdanielle
Goals. 💯💯💯
Thanks @kittycavalier 😻❤️
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#2018 #partnership #kittycavalier #truthteller #goals #dowork #letsgo #progressnotperfection #wtfdanielle ・・・
I’ve noticed a trend lately, and I’m wondering if you’ve seen it too. A flood of meme’s and updates that say something like:
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“I’m going to SLAY 2018!” I’m going to KILL IT in 2018!! 2018 better WATCH OUT!!!” These are usually following, or right alongside, pictures of people stomping on, hitting, or tossing 2017 in the garbage. 
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Do you also notice, that it is usually the same people every year who post these images, simply switching out the current year for the year before?
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As I set my intentions fireside on New Years Eve, I did not ask for anything specific. “The truth is” I wrote, “I may think I know what I want, but I have very little idea of what I actually need. So my only true intention this year is to be a woman of character.”
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I, like you, have no clue what this year will bring. Most likely, it will bring lessons, growth, hardships, joys, surprises, and more. Just like the year before it, and just like the year before that.
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I do not wish to slay it, or kill it. I wish to PARTNER with it. 
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I wish to be shaped by it, to work with it, to meet it like a friend who I can count on to be (brutally) beautifully honest at all times. 
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While we can’t control time itself, we can control how we allow time to shape us, for better or worse. 
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Will we take the challenges of this year and allow them to make us more kind, wise, and discerning?
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Will we meet our next New Years Eve stomping on ’18, hoping  lucky 19 will be our saving grace? Or will we bow to 2018 the way a student bows to their teacher, with quiet reverence and respect?
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We’ve got 362 days to find out. 
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Rooting for you, K ♥️
Goals. 💯💯💯 Thanks @kittycavalier 😻❤️ • • #2018  #partnership  #kittycavalier  #truthteller  #goals  #dowork  #letsgo  #progressnotperfection  #wtfdanielle  ・・・ I’ve noticed a trend lately, and I’m wondering if you’ve seen it too. A flood of meme’s and updates that say something like: __ “I’m going to SLAY 2018!” I’m going to KILL IT in 2018!! 2018 better WATCH OUT!!!” These are usually following, or right alongside, pictures of people stomping on, hitting, or tossing 2017 in the garbage. __ Do you also notice, that it is usually the same people every year who post these images, simply switching out the current year for the year before? __ As I set my intentions fireside on New Years Eve, I did not ask for anything specific. “The truth is” I wrote, “I may think I know what I want, but I have very little idea of what I actually need. So my only true intention this year is to be a woman of character.” __ I, like you, have no clue what this year will bring. Most likely, it will bring lessons, growth, hardships, joys, surprises, and more. Just like the year before it, and just like the year before that. __ I do not wish to slay it, or kill it. I wish to PARTNER with it. __ I wish to be shaped by it, to work with it, to meet it like a friend who I can count on to be (brutally) beautifully honest at all times. __ While we can’t control time itself, we can control how we allow time to shape us, for better or worse. __ Will we take the challenges of this year and allow them to make us more kind, wise, and discerning? __ Will we meet our next New Years Eve stomping on ’18, hoping lucky 19 will be our saving grace? Or will we bow to 2018 the way a student bows to their teacher, with quiet reverence and respect? __ We’ve got 362 days to find out. __ Rooting for you, K ♥️
DEAD! (And cold) 💀❄️💀
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#wtfforecast #itscoldouthere #notaboutit #wtfdanielle #weather #iliveinthesouthforareason #oldmanwinter
2017 was a doozy! I watched my Chloe grow into her personality, traveled, ate a lot of donuts, enjoyed a few tiki beverages, gained a team/extended family I love, passed state boards, painted some faces, over come medical nonsense and learned to value myself! I am looking forward to another year of growth, love and lessons! 🥂🎉🍾
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#newyear #goals #2018 #bringit #progressnotperfection #soexcited #wtfdanielle
2017 was a doozy! I watched my Chloe grow into her personality, traveled, ate a lot of donuts, enjoyed a few tiki beverages, gained a team/extended family I love, passed state boards, painted some faces, over come medical nonsense and learned to value myself! I am looking forward to another year of growth, love and lessons! 🥂🎉🍾 • • • #newyear  #goals  #2018  #bringit  #progressnotperfection  #soexcited  #wtfdanielle 
2018 Goals. Smell ya later 2017! 🎉🥂🍾🥡👯‍♀️
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#newyear #goals #2018 #bringit #progressnotperfection #soexcited #wtfdanielle
I leave myself instructions and reminders all the time. Don’t worry- i refilled them and picked them up. 👌🏻
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#selfcare #reminders #postits #meds #ievenneedinstructions #prescription #ineedtocomewithamanual #help #wtfdanielle
Her and Victor are still running around in circles?! 🙇🏻‍♀️
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#thatoldsonganddance #soaps #youngandtherestless #soapoperas #daytimetelevision #cbs #drama #bless #wtfdanielle
My esthetic. 💕🐶🐙🦄💕
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#lisafrank #tbt #kawaii #QT #animals #brightandcolorful #strangeandunusual #creaturefeature #wtfdanielle
This is what a 33 year old professional looks like. 💕🦄🐶🐙💕
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#iamamadult #tokidoki #QT #cute #kawaii #holiday #christmas #loveit #wtfdanielle #everydaycutie #happyholidaysfromthisweirdo
This little nugget and I both got backpacks for Christmas- her’s just happens to have a leash included. She also slow danced with me to Christmas music. I already miss her! 👯‍♀️💕🎄
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#iloveher #beingacomte #thatcomtelife #comte #comteclan #bff #chloeanddani #spazzlife #myfamily #auntlifeisthebestlife #chubbycheekclubmembersforlife #wtfdanielle #sosoalwayshappy #myfamilyismyheart #roaddog #sleepygirl #thatbackpacklife
This little nugget and I both got backpacks for Christmas- her’s just happens to have a leash included. She also slow danced with me to Christmas music. I already miss her! 👯‍♀️💕🎄 • • • #iloveher  #beingacomte  #thatcomtelife  #comte  #comteclan  #bff  #chloeanddani  #spazzlife  #myfamily  #auntlifeisthebestlife  #chubbycheekclubmembersforlife  #wtfdanielle  #sosoalwayshappy  #myfamilyismyheart  #roaddog  #sleepygirl  #thatbackpacklife 
I’m an adult. (not pictured a matching backpack and travel cup that all will be used for work) 👌🏻🐙🦄🐶💕
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#iamamadult #tokidoki #QT #cute #kawaii #holiday #christmas #loveit #wtfdanielle #everydaycutie #happyholidaysfromthisweirdo
“Auntie! I want your undying love and affection but mostly attention. Oh, and don’t tell grandpa I am on his couch.” 🙊👯‍♀️🐶
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#lilo #puppylove #attentionwhore #toomuchtohandle #adoptdontshop #snuggles #wtfdanielle
For what ails you! 🎅🏻🎄⛄️
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#sammydavisjr #allaseltzer #holiday #morningafter #santa #christmas #happyholidaysfromthisweirdo #party #wtfdanielle
Come to butthead. 🙈🙉🙊
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#happyholidaysfromthisweirdo #beavisandbutthead #christmas #holiday #wtfdanielle
Guys... I got a mermaid tail blanket! I am over here just living that ocean dream... 💦🧜‍♀️ 🐙
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#mermaid #mermaidtail #mermaidfin #pink #purple #nowineedmermaidhair #oceanlife #naplife #narcolepsy #nap #letmesleep #blanket #knits #holiday #mermaidmagic #christmas #happyholidaysfromthisweirdo #wtfdanielle
Know who you are talking to. 🎄💃🏻👠⛄️
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#femaletrouble #chachaheels #divine #johnwaters #holiday #dawndavenport #christmas #happyholidaysfromthisweirdo #wtfdanielle
‘Tis the season! ⛄️🎄🇵🇭
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#philippines #filipino #pinoy #lumpia #happyholidaysfromthisweirdo #christmas #holiday #bosslady #wtfdanielle
Happy Holidays! 🎅🏻🎄🤶🏻
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#happyholidaysfromthisweirdo #santa #wtfdanielle #holidays #christmas
Do something thoughtful you thought. Be sweet and show them how much you care you thought. Two hours later- this is taking wayyyyyy longer than you thought. 💜🍭🥨
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#happyholidaysfromthisweirdo #blessthismess #winterfairyfail #happyholidays #iamadisaster #bakedgoods #candy #darkchocolate #whitechocolate #milkchocolate #sprinkles #pretzels #bosslady #wtfdanielle #itry
Move over Aurora! I have a new favorite Disney Queen! 👑
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#disney #queen #fangirl #timcurry #wtfdanielle
I 💜my little 🎄with all its Narwhal wrapped goodies for all around it! 🐳
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#happyholidaysfromthisweirdo #tannenbaum #christmastree #narwahl #sparkles #wtfdanielle #arsenal #happyholidays2017
It finally happened!!! We may have just ate our way through NoDa but we are good with that! 🍭🍦🍭
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#popbar #gelato #allthetoppings #bitcheswhobrunch #wtfdanielle
Beer cheese and pretzels! 🥨🍺
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#heistbrewery #beercheese #pretzels #bitcheswhobrunch #wtfdanielle
All the mules. 🙈🙉🙊
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#bitcheswhobrunch #texasmules #heistbreawery #saturdays #wtfdanielle
Whoever got me booze and sent it through the mail- I salute you! 🍾💜🍾
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#swish #baberose #pinkparty #familytimeishard #wine #lush #happyholidays #blessthishotmess #wtfdanielle
I found the world’s smallest (and possibly saddest) stocking that I made for the Bun amongst my holiday decorations. Don’t worry- it’s been upgraded! 🐰🎄☃️
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#buns #bunnies #bunsofinstagram #bunniesofinstagram #totoro #stocking #sadstocking #tiny #happyholidays #ttppd #wtfdanielle
My current holiday viewing obsession! 💀
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#happyholidays #theexorcisttv #geenadavis #alanruck #wtfdanielle
Of course my best of 2017 involves doughnuts, Amsterdam, cute puppies, nerdy eyewear, passing boards and some fabulous hair! 💁🏻‍♀️
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#2017 #2k17 #bestof #2017bestnine  #wtfdanielle
Of course my best of 2017 involves doughnuts, Amsterdam, cute puppies, nerdy eyewear, passing boards and some fabulous hair! 💁🏻‍♀️ • • • #2017  #2k17  #bestof  #2017bestnine  #wtfdanielle 
Because I’m a mad woman plus one of my team members told me to plan something I am excited for and do it- so I’m doing it! Who’s going to go to Congress?🌿🌸🌎
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#aveda #avedacongress #40years #avedacongress2018 #avedapunks #avedatribe #avedaskin #avedamakeup #avedahair #avedalifestyle #dolcelusso #dolcelussoparkroad #dolelussosalon #avedaambassador #minneapolis #minnesota #twincities #getinthevan #danidoescongress2018 #letsgetweird #wtfdanielle
Because I’m a mad woman plus one of my team members told me to plan something I am excited for and do it- so I’m doing it! Who’s going to go to Congress?🌿🌸🌎 • • • #aveda  #avedacongress  #40years  #avedacongress2018  #avedapunks  #avedatribe  #avedaskin  #avedamakeup  #avedahair  #avedalifestyle  #dolcelusso  #dolcelussoparkroad  #dolelussosalon  #avedaambassador  #minneapolis  #minnesota  #twincities  #getinthevan  #danidoescongress2018  #letsgetweird  #wtfdanielle 
When you get all your holiday shopping & 98% of your adulting done- you bring your Bun a tree home! 🌲
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#happyholidays #fromthisweirdo #tree #tannenbaum #christmastree #holidaymagic #wtfdanielle
1 week until mine & the Carl’s father/daughter holiday date! ❄️
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#briansetzer #briansetzerorchestra #briansetzerchristmasextravaganza #happyholidays #daughterlikefather #comte #comteclan #familytime #wtfdanielle
These kids. I miss them. ❤️
Also can we talk about how fabulous and put together Evelyn is? I want to be like her when I grow up. 👵🏻🧓🏻
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#thecomtes #comte #lovethem #comteclan #wtfdanielle
These kids. I miss them. ❤️ Also can we talk about how fabulous and put together Evelyn is? I want to be like her when I grow up. 👵🏻🧓🏻 • • • #thecomtes  #comte  #lovethem  #comteclan  #wtfdanielle 
Is it fall or winter?🤷🏻‍♀️
It’s always Dr. Martens weather.👞
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#coolerweatherwear #allblack #bootsfordays  #drmartens #fall #winter #wtfdanielle
GPOY! 🤣
JUST KIDDING...
Other than that look of uncertainty! 😅
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#gpoy #lucilleball #desi #ilovelucy #eternalhomemakerfailure #hostesswiththemostest #wtfdanielle
Happy Day from this weirdo who REALLY loves boba tea and Bahn Mi! 💙
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#sandwich #bahnmi #bubbletea #bobatea #coconut #pork #food #yum #lessandwiches #tapioca #vietnamesefood #charlotte #wtfdanielle
Anything for the Buns. 🐰
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#bunnies #hotcrossbuns #kirakira #filterfun #wtfdanielle
My 🖤 John Waters. 🖤
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#keepitweird #doyou #beyou #trash #wtfdanielle
... and I’ll love you for them. 💜
Thanks @kittycavalier ✨
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#flaws #flauntthemifyougotthem #magic #love #wtfdanielle
Me decorating for the holidays. 🎄
@jijidraws 🎨
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#beetlejuice #hohoho #theholidays #beetlejuicebeetlejuicebeetlejuice #wtfdanielle
Guys. These two have stolen both my heart and the prize for best Halloween costumes EVER. But I just may be slightly impartial. 🖤🐱🎃🐱🖤
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#halloween #samhain #allhallowseve #kittycat #kitty #meow #cat #kitten #fall #ilovethem #family #thecarl #grandpacarl #dad #beingacomte #thatcomtelife #comte #comteclan #bff #chloeanddani #spazzlife #myfamily #auntlifeisthebestlife #chubbycheekclubmembersforlife #wtfdanielle #sosoalwayshappy #myfamilyismyheart #howdoesmydadevenknowhowtoselfie #theyarethebest
Guys. These two have stolen both my heart and the prize for best Halloween costumes EVER. But I just may be slightly impartial. 🖤🐱🎃🐱🖤 • • • #halloween  #samhain  #allhallowseve  #kittycat  #kitty  #meow  #cat  #kitten  #fall  #ilovethem  #family  #thecarl  #grandpacarl  #dad  #beingacomte  #thatcomtelife  #comte  #comteclan  #bff  #chloeanddani  #spazzlife  #myfamily  #auntlifeisthebestlife  #chubbycheekclubmembersforlife  #wtfdanielle  #sosoalwayshappy  #myfamilyismyheart  #howdoesmydadevenknowhowtoselfie  #theyarethebest 
I miss Jamaica and these babes. 🇯🇲🍩🌴 Artwork work by: Jacqui Peterson. 🎨
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#babecampjamaica #babecamp #jamaica #negril #missyouall #tingalayasretreat #allthebabes #ihopeigettomeetcaptainron #wtfdanielle
I miss Jamaica and these babes. Btw- we are not quiet. 🇯🇲🍩🌴 Artwork work by: Kate Spoering. 🎨
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#babecampjamaica #babecamp #jamaica #negril #missyouall #tingalayasretreat #allthebabes #ihopeigettomeetcaptainron #wtfdanielle
Your Monday Motivation!💙
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#pmaallday #mondaymotivation #yougotit #makeithappen #wtfdanielle 
#Repost @girlwithnojob (@get_repost)
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Why do I feel so fucking inspired right now? Tag someone who needs some mother fucking motivation (@JSTLBBY)
Boo Brunchin’ with my Boos @madaberr @brettmakesstuff @thenunezreport 👻🎃☠️
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#hocuspocus #babeswhobrunch #petraspianobar #crownedsparrowco #brunchandcraft #hoops #embroidery #spooky #halloween #ladytime #wtfdanielle #thesandersonsisters #winifred
Purr-fection! 🐱🦁🐨
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#purr #rawr #gimmeallthefilters #filters #cantstopwontstop #hustle #getitdone #wtfdanielle #magic
Beat it, Creep!
📸: @bruce.lennon @tracilords💄
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#beatitcreep #notmypresident #45 #dumptrump #crybaby #johnwaters #wtfdanielle
I call this MRI Granny chic. I seriously hope I don't hear the words "Breathe in. Breathe out. Hold your breathe. Resume breathing again." for a long, long, long while. 👵🏻
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#grannystyle #mri #hospitalwear #treschic #itsfashion #hospitalsocks #wtfdanielle
Look at my dad the international playboy catching some rays in Mexico. All I know is he better be relaxing, hydrating and wearing that sunblock! 🇲🇽☀️🕶
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#thecarl #theltc #mexico #internationalplayboy #likefatherlikedaughter #comte #wtfdanielle #dad #beingacomte #thatcomtelife #comte #comteclan #hesthebest
You do you. I'll do me and I'll forever keep my authenticity and integrity. ✨💖✨
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#loveandlight #twotearsinabucket #wtfdanielle
Bunny Moon mask. I love texture and color.🐰🌙 •
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#bunnymoon #bunnymoonmask #lush #lushcosmetics #lushmask  #jellyfacemask #goldandgrey #texture #color #jiggle #wtfdanielle
Can't stop. Won't stop. Mess with the bull get the horns. Or something like that. Wasn't that from The Breakfast Club? ✨🐮✨
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#taurus #gimmeallthefilters #filters #cantstopwontstop #hustle #getitdone #wtfdanielle
Self care Sunday or Silence of the Lambs/Ham Girl mask Sunday. Same thing. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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#quiettime #selfcaresunday #sheetmask #shawnachor #thehappinessadvantage #bathbomb #witchbaby #tonymoly #wtfdanielle #iamalsogoingtowashmyhair #scrubadubdub
Sundays are for shaking bananas out of trees & making that magic happen! ✨🍌🌴🤞🌴🍌✨
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#riseandgrind #hustle #allthefilters #therentisdueeveryday #dowork #makeithappen #shakethemtrees #wtfdanielle
There's always a moment of confusion followed by worry and a moment of indecision- I mean SHOULD I answer it?!📱
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#textsavvy #whoscallingme #andwhy #wtfdanielle #worryworrysuperscurry
Remember when I went to Europe and y'all were like "but Dani all y'all did was eat?!" Well, that's normal for us. 💜🍲🍱🍛💜
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#internationalbff #koreanfood #reunited #pepero #sardisroad #favoritepeople  #treatyoself #goodtimesbaddecisions #food #weliketoeat #noms #getinmybelly #hoodratshitwithmyhoodratfriends #wtfdanielle #kimchi #donuts #theywouldnotstampmycard #reunitedanditfeelssogood
Guys. I've discovered the hype of filters. Please send help. ✨
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#sos #help #instagramfilters #trouble #wtfdanielle
Literally took maybe 3 minutes. Make it happen. ✔️
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#makeithappen #doittoit #vote #rockthevote #wtfdanielle
My work wife is better than yours.
Seriously. Thank you for all the love, care and support (and mimosas) you give me @madaberr ! ✨🍊💖🍾✨
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#workwife #hotmessexpress #teamworkmakesthedreamwork #tenderloveandcare #wtfdanielle
These two were so excited to see me! 🐶💜🐱
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#brodi #buckley #catsofinstagram #dogsofinstagram #petsitting #theyweresohappy #simplejoys #imnotcheatingonbun #wtfdanielle
No ☕️, no shade, no pink lemonade. 🍋 📸💄
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#hurricaneprep #harvey #irma #gottobeprepared #wtfdanielle #onceagirlscoutalwaysagirlscout #gottobeabletoidentifyyou
Guys! Look at this cutie! 😍❤️🐶
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Photo cred: @madaberr 📸
#pupperinovalentino  #frenchie #frenchiesofinstagram #puppies #pups #meltsmycoldheart #aveda #happybirthdayjimmyandangie #carmencarmen #belksalon #sundayfunday #birthdayparty #wtfdanielle
It's September first! Do you know what that means?! It's time for the mall to have holiday throw up all over it! 🎅🏻🎄🤶🏻
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#happyholidays #malllife #wtfdanielle
It's September first! Do you know what that means?! It's time for the mall to have holiday throw up all over it! 🎅🏻🎄🤶🏻 • • • #happyholidays  #malllife  #wtfdanielle 
When everyone is like T. Swift! And you are like but, but, but that new Kesha though! ✨💋✨
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#undercoverbubblegumpopprincess #guitypleasure #newreleases #pop #popmusic #kesha #tswift #rainbow #wtfdanielle
When you feel a summer cold coming on so you grab some "Throat Rescue" from David's Tea in one of your favorite mugs and have some quiet time. 😷🤧😴
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#summercolds #theworst #throatrescue #davidstea #disney #itsasmallworld #autoimmunedisorder  #selfcare #wtfdanielle
This fella was released outside thanks to Danielle "its so cute though!!!"
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#wearepestcontrol #iswear #wekillbugs #notsavethem #wtfdanielle #lol #pestcontrol #instainsect #instadaily #f4f #bugslife #portlandoregon #pdx #pdxpestcontrol #cricket #grasshopper #exploremore